- The Original "Choco-Cab"$12.69Michael David's Freakshow Cabernet Sauvignon served in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass
- Choco-Port$10.69Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass
- The Yum Yum$10.69PromisQous Red Blend rimmed with Belgian Dark Chocolate
- Caramel "Over Me"$10.69Lost Angel's Sweet white moscato in a delicious caramel dipped wine glass
- The Klimax$13.69Banff's Rosa Regale Sparkling Sweet Red WIne in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass
- The Sex Appeal$12.69La Perlina Sparkling moscato from Italy in a red sugar and white chocolate rimmed wine glass
- Kiss Me Katie$15.69JCB No. 21 in a wine glass covered in Caramel and topped with Brulee'd sugar
- The "Money" Shot$4.99With "lube" (white Chocolate Mousse): $5.69House made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top OR with "lube" (white chocolate Mousse)
- The "Lucky" Shot$4.99With "lube" (white Chocolate Mousse): $5.69House made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top OR with "Lube" (white chocolate mousse)
- Slip Inside$10.69All real, all made in house. Served Chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish Cream, and house made coffee licker
- Lickin' Love$12.69Glass of Lander Jenkins Pinot Noir covered in Belgium Dark Chocolate and drizzled in white chocolate
- Berry Naughty$13.69A glass of the Biutiful Malbec in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass, topped with raspberry sugar.
- Adult Apple$8.69Ephemere Apple Spiced Ale in a beer glass with a caramel rim
- The Man Candy$9.69Fruli strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
- Gyration$9.69Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
- Milfshake$9.69Left Hand Milk Stout poured over Vanilla Bean ice cream in a glass covered in white chocolate and topped with malted milk balls.
- Cream in my coffee$9.99Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
- The all nighter$9.69Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
- Homemade irish cream or coffee liquer$6.69
- Late Night Rendezvous$9.69You've already arrived here at Our romantic meeting place, why not make it last a little bit longer tonight?! (It will be our little secret) Enjoy our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker with our warm voluptuous coffee, rimmed in your choice of: semi-sweet chocolate, dark chocolate or caramel (make it extra sweet by choosing what chocolate along the rim)
- Chocomilk$5.69Chocolate rimmed & filled glass
- Rollover Rootbeer Float$6.69Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
- The Goo Goo$5.69Fevertree Ginger ale served in a caramel rimmed flute
- Cream in my Soda$5.69Cream soda with Ice cream & a white chocolate driz
- Sexy Spiced House Coffee$3.00
- Choco Coffee$6.69Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel,dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass
- The Morning After (Key West Master Chef winner 2010)$11.69Our Chocolate and Brie grilled cheese features Danish brie cheese & dark Belgian chocolate grilled on homestyle buttered bread kissed with cinnamon sugar. Served snuggled up against a shot of strawberry champagne soup
- The Missionary Crisp$10.69Amused Polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo or red delicious "skin-on" apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer " On Top"...A Salted graham cracker crumble (AKA "Krack" - It tastes so good we are all addicted to it) Flirts with Vanilla Bean Balls & Caramel (mom's family recipe)
- The Fever$9.69Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy chocolate cake full of body that's oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls
- Peanut Butter Perversion$10.69Nothing immoral about this peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. Don't deprive yourself of this combination that's poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. Our Deviantly corrupt "adult jelly" (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist
- Man Flowers (Key West Master Chef Winner 2013)$12.69Tall, Dark and Handsome- This moist chocolate cake stands proud and erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. After he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. You'll find him chillin' next to our house made Irish Cream ice Cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art and caramel
- Tongue Bath Truffle$10.69Tickle your tongue with these flourless chocolate wedgies..Imagine the inside of an extremely dense & rich Belgian chocolate truffle from your trip around the world. A breath of raspberry sorbet wets your whistle along the way. (Gluten Free)
- Cookie Nookie Pie$10.69You'll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this sweetie. Imagine the inside of a warm chocolate chip cookie being wrapped in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. Inside you'll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans & ooey gooey goodness. Cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.
- Banana Bazooka$10.69Sink your smacker into this layered "crepe-like" tortilla torte. Big banging banana hunks, a tickle of caramel and a tease of cinnamon bumping around with Callebaut white chocolate ganache embraced in sweet sour cream. Topped with a brown sugar icing and a heath bar crunch
- Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake$11.69Rich, Smooth, & Airy...just how we like our men. This cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet sugar cookie dough crust. His velvet creamy filling gets tickled & poked with pieces of salted popcorn chocolate bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we've buttered him up with a blanket of our housemade caramel sauce.
- Italian Stallion$12.69This well endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. Espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse, and a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. A chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package. Thank you Sir, may I have another!
- Three-Way$11.69If you've never had a three-way, now is your chance!! Our Dark Chocolate Sorbet, Vanilla Bean Ice Cream, and Raspberry Sorbet simunltaniously engage in pleasurable activity in the privacy of their own fluffy puff pastry. A dribble of Chocolate Stout Ganache is shared among the group.
- Blueberry Birthday Suit$13.69Welcome to the World, Blueberry Dream! Sweet & Savory cinnamon sugared Frenchy Toast meets a Sexy Belgian White Chocolate, Jazzy & Fresh Blueberry and Brie Cheesy kind of mate.... They get warm and cuddly, toasted together on the grill and produce a Spiked Blueberry Compote in their state of complete nakedness. A blanket of Strawberry Champagne Soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle the naked truth.