Although our stay was pleasent my self and Penny might choose elsewhere next time. Specifically we were upset with and concerned about our pet Mastiffson (Hubert) who accidently got into the pool area and let herself bath in the hot tub. If it had not been for the quick thinking of the staff and Tina our beloved would have gone up in smoke due to the faulty wiring on a pink Neuro van parked outside. We feel that the maintenance staff should have seen this arriving well in advance. Why should we as guests slip on poppy peals and wind up being soup for Mr. Van Patten?'s dog style food? Well anyway I cleaned up well and my pet Itchie Richie zoomed off on his Roughhouse 49cc to the tune of Whole on the Moon by the Waterboys. He left me behind with Cassie for our next Ron Paul Liberty campaign photo shoot. We call it Agent's Orange Plan 9 form inner space... get it? We'll be back soon to return the geek book ummm what's his face "borrowed" for his Ray and Ed movie, K. Sooo Richies dad... "When can I slap you boy?" If not soon I'll have my daddy run you over with my SAB racecar... yeah we the A+ team call it Lisa's Red Care package from Russia so you better watch out Scarecrow... just saying. (Insert evil mirror laughter here.)